A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands next to the barber chair, while her dad gets his hair cut, eating a snack cake. The barber says to her, “Sweetheart, you’re gonna get hair on your Twinkie”. She says, “Yes I know. And I’m gonna get boobs too”.
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm, a mother was tucking her son into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, “Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?”. The mother smiled & gave him a reassuring hug. “I can’t, dear”, she said. “I have to sleep in Daddy’s room”. A long silence a broken at last by his little voice, “That big sissy”.
When I was 6 months pregnant with my 3rd child, my 3 year-old came into the room as I was preparing to get into the shower. She said, “Mommy, you are getting fat!” I replied, “Yes honey, remember Mommy has a baby growing in her tummy?” “I know, she replied, “but what’s growing in your butt?”
Just thought it was funny to share.